I Set My Friends on Fire

With the release of You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter just around the corner, you get the chance to check out our whole album!  Head over to iLike to give our new album a few spins.  Click Here to listen.

After you check it, make sure to stop by SmartPunk to pre-order the album!  When you pre-order at SmartPunk you also get free ISMFOF t-shirt.

You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter in stores 10/7!

Earlier this week, we stopped in at the Hurley Campus.  Check out some photos from the visit and watch for the premiere of the "Hurley Remix" that we recorded there.

Head over to Hurley to check it out!

You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter in stores 10/7!

There's lots of news for I Set My Friends On Fire.  "ASL" is now available for streaming all over the web.  You can find it on MySpace, PureVolume, Imeem and iLike.

Also, episode #2 of "The Chronicles of ISMFOF" is now available.  Head over to ISMFOF TV to watch the latest episode, and catch episode #1 if you missed it!

Head over to Kings Road Merch to check out the brand new ISMFOF merch.  You can find three brand new shirts and Pre-Order You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter.

Narwhal Logo Tee

Turtle Boy Tee

ISMFFOF Tee

You can check a brand new track over at AbsolutePunk.  "ASL" is now exclusively streaming, so make sure to head over there to give it a listen.

Also, check out the pre-order for You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter over at SmartPunk.

You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter in stores 10/7!

The first episode of "The Chronicles of ISMFOF" has been posted.  Check ISMFOF TV every week for the latest episode!

Click Here to watch the first episode!

This is an ORIGINAL not a cover)

This sounds like the reaction your girlfriend
makes when you just told her
that you have an STD in bed!

Girl you like a Starbucks you on every block,
Keepin' me up all night like that caffeine riding on ma cock.
Oh tonight it's more then money I can feel the romance.
So bend ova, spread yo legs, and watch me dance.

Bitch I'll pull my jeans below my waist,
And give yo tounge a sour sour taste.
Not of this drink, but of my skeet,
Now watch me alternate my feet.

(Chorus)
You bring the right foot up
Keep the left one down (So watch your back!)
Cross the right foot ova,
Then bring the left one around.

Girl I'm most likely known in your hometown.
Take off yo clothes and lay yo ass down.
Now cock it back, lock and load.
2-step, 2-step while I EXPLODE!
Switch yo motion den reverse
And get ready fo da next verse
'Cause if you got yo ass in a seat
Then get the fuck up and move your feet!

THIS AIN'T A FUCKIN' BED!
IT'S A MOTHA FUCKIN' PIT!

You could rock each other later
But in da crowd you finna get hit

So pick up your scrawny legs
Replace your left foot with your right
Just like I bump you under covers
You finna be 2-Steppin' all night!

(Chorus)

Hardcore 2-Step! (16x)

(Chorus)

x2
Look! he drank straight from the faucet!
HOLY SHIT HE'S FUCKIN LOST IT!
We only enjoy fine sparkling water!
FED SOMETHING ADHESIVE TO YOUR DAUGHTER!

Called me old-fashioned,but I think trains kick ass!
I don't need hot wheels to get to class!

What the hell is wrong with him!?
HIS HIS HAIRS SO LONG IT NEEDS A TRIM!
I heard he packs a lot in those bloomers,
IT'S PROBABLY TRUE LIKE ALL THE OTHER RUMORS!

You think you're modern,
But that taste won't last (It just won't last)
And everything you own,
Will be (Will be)...
The fucking past. (the fucking past)

Cynicism save me.
Turn me around and march me back up the sidewalk to my
door.
Take me back inside and throw my trench-coat on the
floor.
Lead me back into my bedroom,
And make me put my cloths back on.

Grab the Mag-Lite, get the grappling hook,
Lets find the bottom of this cave and close the book!

The salt on my lips is an enzyme,
That metabolizes reality,
To fuel these dirty delusions!
You're leading me to these CONCLUSIONS!
The organs exploding, IN MY TORSO!
Like a series of city blocks,
Giving in to a nuclear blast.

And now my pressure relief valve is activated;
Maybe I should stop holding my breath.
I'll prove it, Come sit next to me.
Tell me what you do at work;
You half-hearted intimacy.
We'll be like gay actors,
Over and out,,,
Having the kind of sex sacrificial virgins,
Fantasize about.

But if I knew your name it would have to be for
charity!
JUST TRY ME! TEST ME! RELEASE ME!

Cynicism reassure me that,
If we only had less clothing and better light.
It would all just be an embarrassing misunderstanding.
The sudden silences, aren't the crash,
Where lips should be.

If this were a contract i wouldn't sign.