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September 3, 2008

HxC 2-Step Lyrics

This is an ORIGINAL not a cover)

This sounds like the reaction your girlfriend
makes when you just told her
that you have an STD in bed!

Girl you like a Starbucks you on every block,
Keepin' me up all night like that caffeine riding on ma cock.
Oh tonight it's more then money I can feel the romance.
So bend ova, spread yo legs, and watch me dance.

Bitch I'll pull my jeans below my waist,
And give yo tounge a sour sour taste.
Not of this drink, but of my skeet,
Now watch me alternate my feet.

(Chorus)
You bring the right foot up
Keep the left one down (So watch your back!)
Cross the right foot ova,
Then bring the left one around.

Girl I'm most likely known in your hometown.
Take off yo clothes and lay yo ass down.
Now cock it back, lock and load.
2-step, 2-step while I EXPLODE!
Switch yo motion den reverse
And get ready fo da next verse
'Cause if you got yo ass in a seat
Then get the fuck up and move your feet!

THIS AIN'T A FUCKIN' BED!
IT'S A MOTHA FUCKIN' PIT!

You could rock each other later
But in da crowd you finna get hit

So pick up your scrawny legs
Replace your left foot with your right
Just like I bump you under covers
You finna be 2-Steppin' all night!

(Chorus)

Hardcore 2-Step! (16x)

(Chorus)
Posted on 09/03/2008 2:05 PM Comments (0)

But The Nuns Are Watching Lyrics

x2
Look! he drank straight from the faucet!
HOLY SHIT HE'S FUCKIN LOST IT!
We only enjoy fine sparkling water!
FED SOMETHING ADHESIVE TO YOUR DAUGHTER!

Called me old-fashioned,but I think trains kick ass!
I don't need hot wheels to get to class!

What the hell is wrong with him!?
HIS HIS HAIRS SO LONG IT NEEDS A TRIM!
I heard he packs a lot in those bloomers,
IT'S PROBABLY TRUE LIKE ALL THE OTHER RUMORS!

You think you're modern,
But that taste won't last (It just won't last)
And everything you own,
Will be (Will be)...
The fucking past. (the fucking past)

Cynicism save me.
Turn me around and march me back up the sidewalk to my
door.
Take me back inside and throw my trench-coat on the
floor.
Lead me back into my bedroom,
And make me put my cloths back on.

Grab the Mag-Lite, get the grappling hook,
Lets find the bottom of this cave and close the book!

The salt on my lips is an enzyme,
That metabolizes reality,
To fuel these dirty delusions!
You're leading me to these CONCLUSIONS!
The organs exploding, IN MY TORSO!
Like a series of city blocks,
Giving in to a nuclear blast.

And now my pressure relief valve is activated;
Maybe I should stop holding my breath.
I'll prove it, Come sit next to me.
Tell me what you do at work;
You half-hearted intimacy.
We'll be like gay actors,
Over and out,,,
Having the kind of sex sacrificial virgins,
Fantasize about.

But if I knew your name it would have to be for
charity!
JUST TRY ME! TEST ME! RELEASE ME!

Cynicism reassure me that,
If we only had less clothing and better light.
It would all just be an embarrassing misunderstanding.
The sudden silences, aren't the crash,
Where lips should be.

If this were a contract i wouldn't sign.

Posted on 09/03/2008 2:03 PM Comments (0)

July 15, 2008

I Set My Friends on Fire to Incinerate The Scene With Debut Album This Fall!

Epitaph Records’ newest signing, I Set My Friends On Fire, will release their outrageous debut album, You Can’t Spell Slaughter Without Laughter, on October 7th.  Combining elements of grindcore, pop, hardcore and electronica, the precocious duo have crafted twelve hard hitting and truly ironic tracks that showcase their unique style of music and hilarious sense of humor.

 

Formed in 2007 by Matt (vocals) and Nabil (instruments/programming/vocals), ISMFOF have set the scene ablaze with their brand of controversial music like their wildly popular hardcore version of Soulja Boy’s “Crank Dat,” which created an on-line sensation and will be featured on the forthcoming album.  In June of this year, the duo entered the studio with From First To Last guitarist/vocalist Travis Richter at the helm.  “Travis is one of the few people we think would understand the direction we're trying to go on our debut album,” says Nabil.  “Working with him, and engineer Lee Dyess, definitely took our sound to the next level.  Fans will be delighted to hear how far our music has evolved from our first tracks that we posted on our Myspace page.  Also, since we had a relatively short amount of time to produce this release, the quick-paced environment added that much more energy to the songwriting and recording sessions, and we feel this energy is apparent in the tracks."

You Can’t Spell Slaughter Without Laughter melds the band’s unique sense of humor (as evidence, simply read the song titles and lyrics) with an onslaught of thrash angular guitar riffs, pulsing dance beats, brutal breakdowns, sassy screams and lush melodic choruses.  "Our album is very eclectic and we feel that it will give the people something completely new,” explains Nabil.  “It has all kinds of styles woven in.  The album is like a typical relationship gone wrong, spanning emotions that include joy, uncertainty, anger, hate, confusion, alienation, and everything in between.”  

 

ISMFOF ambush listeners from the get-go with the tumultuous track “Beauty Is In The Eyes Of The Beerholder,” which pairs metal riffs and hardcore breakdowns with melodic sing along choruses.  A virtual workout, physically and aurally, the album continues its relentless electro-grindfest with tracks like “Ravenous, Ravenous Rhino,” “WTFWJD” and “ASL,” which will have everyone spastically convulsing towards the dance floor. “Fans will find the tracks they've come to know us for, including “Crank Dat,” and “ASL,” but the album has many new tracks which continue the energy and songwriting that fans to come to know us for,” says Nabil.  “There are also more mellow tracks, including the “Interlude,” which is a very chilled out instrumental break from the intensity of the rest of the album."


Posted on 07/15/2008 3:16 PM Comments (0)
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